Father’s Day Captions

• Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.
• A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.
• A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
• Worst jokes. Best dad.
• Thanks for always saying ‘yes’ when mom says ‘no’.
• You’ll always be dad to the bone.
• A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.
• My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
• What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
• I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
• I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
• “Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song.” – Pam Brown
• If anything goes wrong I know Dad will fix it.
• My dad gives Superman a run for his money.
• Happy Father’s Day, Dad. Today, as a gift to you, I’ll laugh at all of your jokes.
• Dad, thanks for saying “yes” whenever Mom said “no.”
• And the “World’s Best Dad” award goes to…
• Whenever the “check engine” light comes on, you’re the first one I call.
• “Confident women are raised by loving dads.” -Nitya Prakash
• A daughter may outgrown your lap, but will never outgrow you heart.
• I inherited all my dad’s good jokes.
• I finally checked the oil in my car. Happy Father’s Day!